Lemonade

 Have you ever had one of your dreams crushed like the pulp floating around in your unfiltered orange juice? Well, today I would like to talk about lemons.

    This was my test blog. Has the introduction thoroughly informed you of the scatterbrained pieces that make up my brain? If it has, my mission is complete. What kind of lemon did you assume I was speaking of? If you thought of the citrus, you have passed a elementary test of your sanity. Congratulations! You are SANE. However, if you realized that I was preparing to speak on a defective vehicle, you have an extraordinary amount of abstraction in your thinking. You would be very interesting to play Codenames with.

    In writing class, we were assigned to write three letters about a certain situation. Here are my hasty in-class scribblings.

Dearest Aunt Hilda,

I hope you are in good spirits. I would firstly like to thank you for your generous graduation gift.

I greatly appreciate the effort you poured into finding my dream car and feel very loved to have

someone go so far above and beyond for me. However, I feel the need to let you know that I have

experienced some technical issues concerning the car and have contacted the dealer who sold it

to you with the hope that they can resolve the problems. I may need to contact you again for records

(such as the warranty) and things of that nature later. I will let you know how things work out! 

Aside from all that, how are you? Has your cat gotten any better?

Your niece,

Kaelyn

Dear Mr.Cardealer,

My name is Kaelyn Cho, and I am writing to you concerning the gray Hyundai Sonata Hybrid 2020

that you sold to Hilda Fitzgerald on Tuesday, June 1, 2021. The vehicle has been experiencing a

tremendous volume of internal malfunctions, including but not limited to the left air conditioner only

working from the hours of 2-3 am, the engine shutting off periodically at stop lights, and the brakes

making a stuttering noise every time I attempt to slow down. I have attached photos and a diagnostic

of the car from my mechanic. I would greatly appreciate it if you could review it and get back to me

on the available options for replacement, refund, or repair.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this,

Kaelyn Cho

Hello Maddie!

How was your first week of school? I’ve got to tell you that mine has been a little hectic. I can’t keep

my classes and their places straight (you know how I do be with directions) plus I can barely live off

of the air coming through my mask. The truly terrible predicament of my life, though, is the hour-long

commute every day to school in my new car. It’s a flop. It keeps shutting down and malfunctioning

and the air conditioner will not turn on, and it can get pretty spicy out there in the traffic. I’ve already

missed a class because it broke down right off of the freeway exit (thankfully off the freeway).

Anyways, how’s school at your college? Is your car ok?

Yours,

Me

if you read those, I applaud you. I personally am unsure if that was a wise expenditure of your time. Ciao!